Just Because You Don’t Use a Bidet Doesn’t Mean Your Butt Is Covered in Poop

Big Bidet wants you to believe that people who use toilet paper are walking around with poopy butts
Look, I’m not anti-bidet. I have one at home and I appreciate it. But there are some nonsensical bidet related myths going around that need to be flushed away. Chief among them: the idea that if you don’t use a bidet, you are walking around with a poop-encrusted butthole.
This is a myth often repeated by bidet users—either lifelong, or new converts who won’t shut up about it—and it makes no sense. Discussions about the pros and cons of different butt-cleaning methods often read like this Reddit thread, in which people who don’t know how bidets work talk past people who don’t know how toilet paper works. Folks, people the world over clean their butts via a variety of different methods that all work just fine.

Just Because You Don’t Use a Bidet Doesn’t Mean Your Butt Is Covered in poop